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YAWWWWWWWWWWWSERS GOES TO…..

OK, ok, it was not that bad….Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, I found them hilarious!! Good banter, great put-downs, worked well.

Shall I go through every nomination and/or speech?

HELL NO, You are here to read my comments, impressions, fawning, yawning or snorting over the….DRESSES!!

( AND ALSO, MY GAWFAW( I know, not a word..), GIGGLE, GAGGLE, SLURP, SLURP, OVER SAM WORTHINGTON !!)

YES, THAT IS IT SAM, KEEP TALKING WITH THAT DEEP, AUSSIE ACCENT….NO, NO, KEEP GOING….THAT’S IT…GOOD…GOOD…

OK, short version of OSCAR dresses :

Ohhhhhh.. pastels…oh…Jewel-toned ..oh..Lots of red dresses..ait…hey..white dresses too…and then..WHAT IN GABRIELLE ” COCO ” CHANELSTEIN IS GOING ON OR SHALL I SAY IN/AROUND SARAH JESSICA PARKER’S HAIR?

BEST: Hard to say, was it Sandra  ( or shall I say SONDRA) Bullock?

I say that MARCHESA dress was stunning, that is all. Yes, stunning.

Her hair was so very, very shiny (Oh!! Shiny, must feel shiny hair…) and the style was sleek but NEVER, EVER, ladies put your hair BEHIND your ears.

Yes, I know, you have two, good for you, I do not..  so boo hoo, but trust me, it looks bad, it is like a frame within a frame.

Sigourney Weaver, age-appropriate, great colour on her, the one-shoulder, love it, and I loved the black ribbon belt AND the vintage brooch, ok?

The whole thing was va-vavoom without being too va va BOOM!!

Also loved her hair, she wears it well.

Vera Farmiga – risky choice, but that is how you should dress for the OSCARS. It is NOT some damn Thunder Bay prom people!!

Demi Moore – I love you, you are stunning, great actress? No, not really, but I only wish I had your genes, your hair, your plastic surgeon on speed dial and..YOUR HUSBAND!! You can keep your Kaballah and your children. Sorry, no need for those, ma belle.

I loved your dress, VERSACE? N’est-ce pas? But that strand of hair in front of your face …Oh!! I was just waiting for my mother Louise to say:”Get that (h)air out of yourrrrrrrrr face ” with her accent ( She sounds more German in English..anyway, I digress) .

And I was worried seeing you come down those stairs in those 5 1/2 inches each.

Whoa…whoa…whoa…You can do it…Whew…Sigh of relief….

Barbra Streisand: Was that a drooping wet vintage ( it looked cigarette stained) doily in the front of your ensemble?

Mo’Nique, Gabourey Sidibe – I love that you both wore blue and that M. wore a gardenia in her hair  in honor of Hattie McDaniel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattie_McDaniel

But Mo’Nique, we get it, you hate to shave your legs so yes, thank you for the long dress but really, you hate to shave your legs because it’s hard?

Odd, because I tend to love things that are..well, you know, hard.

LINK TO GOOD: DO YOU AGREE? NOT SURE I DO:   More Oscar fashions:

http://jezebel.com/5488126/2010-oscar-fashions-the-good/gallery/?skyline=true&s=i

LINK TO BAD: AGAIN, DO YOU AGREE? NOT SURE I DO:

http://jezebel.com/5488214/2010-oscar-fashions-the-bad/gallery/?skyline=true&s=i

One thing I must say was predictable, Mariah Carey has ZERO style, clue, hint or knowledge!!

I know, surprised? Not so much!!

By the way, want a good chuckle, chuckle laugh, check out this link:

Reacting: Faces of the Academy Awards

Clocking in at around three and a half hours, last night’s 82nd Annual Academy Awards was long and, for some celebs, boring (think, interpretive dance!).

Here, we’ve collected some of our favourite reaction shots during the ceremony.   Check out their faces at the Oscars:

http://jezebel.com/5488386/acting–reacting-faces-of-the-academy-awards/gallery/?skyline=true&s=i

TALK TO ME PEOPLE, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK?

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