Jelly Beans - Different Colors, Different Smells
I had to laugh when I read this recent news article in our local Metro newspaper yesterday, just thinking, what will they think of next? “Better Smelling Farts” was the title of the article. It appears that a company in the Ukraine has created a new type of jelly bean which will leave your farts smelling like, uh, well, perfume. Working on the same principle as “air freshener”, this company in the Ukraine makes jelly beans which improve “exit aromas,” as good as a squirt of Glade spray around the room to freshen it up. What will they think of next?
This company boasts that they are “creating a fart with a smell of Calvin Klein.” This will, no doubt, damage the reputation of Calvin Klein perfume because if you are wearing it, people will be wondering if you are really wearing the perfume or just farting non-stop. There are other jelly bean exit aromas called names such as “fresh office” (are you really working or are you just farting non-stop?) There are other “perfumed farts jellybeans already made with names such as Sensation, and Clara. All in all, this company intends to produce 35 different exit aromas.
My question is this: If each jellybean is a different color representing a different exit aroma, what will your fart smell like if you eat all the different colors together? Or, should you just stick to one jelly bean for the occasion you see yourself farting in, eg., let’s say you’ll be at work today and you will probably be farting. Should you just stick to the fresh office jellybean? If you are going out on a date and you want to impress, we think you should not only wear Calvin Klein perfume, but also eat the Calvin Klein jelly bean, don’t you agree? In this way, your date will never know if you just smell fabulous or you are farting madly due to excitement.
One pack of jellybeans will be sold for $3.25. The company is currently seeking a patent on their new technology. Good for them.
Related Posts
Sweeter Smelling Farts
Posted by WorkingShirt on 6/02/10 • Categorized as Commentary,Fashion,News
Jelly Beans - Different Colors, Different Smells
I had to laugh when I read this recent news article in our local Metro newspaper yesterday, just thinking, what will they think of next? “Better Smelling Farts” was the title of the article. It appears that a company in the Ukraine has created a new type of jelly bean which will leave your farts smelling like, uh, well, perfume. Working on the same principle as “air freshener”, this company in the Ukraine makes jelly beans which improve “exit aromas,” as good as a squirt of Glade spray around the room to freshen it up. What will they think of next?
This company boasts that they are “creating a fart with a smell of Calvin Klein.” This will, no doubt, damage the reputation of Calvin Klein perfume because if you are wearing it, people will be wondering if you are really wearing the perfume or just farting non-stop. There are other jelly bean exit aromas called names such as “fresh office” (are you really working or are you just farting non-stop?) There are other “perfumed farts jellybeans already made with names such as Sensation, and Clara. All in all, this company intends to produce 35 different exit aromas.
My question is this: If each jellybean is a different color representing a different exit aroma, what will your fart smell like if you eat all the different colors together? Or, should you just stick to one jelly bean for the occasion you see yourself farting in, eg., let’s say you’ll be at work today and you will probably be farting. Should you just stick to the fresh office jellybean? If you are going out on a date and you want to impress, we think you should not only wear Calvin Klein perfume, but also eat the Calvin Klein jelly bean, don’t you agree? In this way, your date will never know if you just smell fabulous or you are farting madly due to excitement.
One pack of jellybeans will be sold for $3.25. The company is currently seeking a patent on their new technology. Good for them.
Related Posts
Tagged as: Better Smelling Farts, Calvin Klein, exit aromas, jelly beans, recent news, Sensation